Off the records :
Yesterday night I went to friend A. Bday & ended up drinking 7 Beers with 3 boys until late that night. I Got really drunk & stroll my way home to my wonderfull Mother who was waiting for me in the main room all lights on.
I felt I was back in the days when I went straight to the bathroom washed my teeths twice & perfume myself to cover Alcohol & smoke odors.
When I manage to fake a great bed time she asked me twice if I was drunk & if I decided to start smoking for 2007!
Everything was under control until I carried her heavy Luggage down the stairs of my Brownstone apartment at 5AM
When I ended up pucking like a teenager on the sidewalk of my respectfull neighborhood that early morning she suddenly turned all crunki & started lecturing me about new year's resolutions.

On the records:
I really think I'm starting up Fresh 2007!
Happy New year y'all..."